January 2012
list of things i want to do away with in this new...
bad food
bad people
sobriety
skipping class
being poor
being alone
being sad
gaining weight
not being kissed
and most importantly
Nicholas Cage
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abortionmachine:
wow I feel bad if you’re actually going to be out and even kissing someone tonight
don’t you realize how exciting the internet is going to be.
December 2011
its funny how everyone always leaves at once
charlielm asked: can i plz see you smexy face when i get back to louisville?
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abortionmachine replied to your photo: someone on the internet drew me
I’m really not feeling it. :c
i know i look so snarky
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whatisagorman:
etahi replied to your post: Gorman, your penis is not a dragon.
It has nothing to do with dragons.
oh my god.
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I think max was the most popular boys name in the 90s
blahblahblah
dammit dammit
what am I even doing
Zilzociehbanalwifjaosi
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GUYS GUESS WHAT IS ON NETFLIX
Lots of things
But most importantly
KAZAAM
yes that’s right dear followers
The classic 90s comedy about shaq as a genie and making burgers fall from the sky
could you possibly want anything more?
i want to break everything
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alright so
ive noticed that in the past few months i have gained a considerable amount of weight.
and that my dear followers is no bueno.
no bueno indeed.
soooooo
i plan to track myself using tumblr
that means more torso
if you dont like it, im sorry
its good motivation for me
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i keep having dreams
where people try to kiss me and i just start crying
weird huh
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whatisagorman replied to your video
oh hi you’re adorable let’s hold hands maybe
yes plz
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